May 2003 - Part 5
My Lands End
by Patrick Osborne

In the the Tucker-Peake tradition they
start young in the Osbourn family.
I have been trialling on and off for about fifteen years mostly in class
one cars with differing levels of success and many trips home via Britannia
Rescue ! My dear wife also loves the trialling experience, so what do you do
when children come onto the scene? Trialling and young children don't really
go together do they? .... or do they??
We do love the Lands End Trial, it has to be my favourite, probably because
I was brought up on going up to Blue Hills every Easter to see my Uncle try to
scratch his way up the gradient in his Mini! Anyway my wife and I agreed that
we would take our two boys, Bradley 4, Jacob 2 and Morvah the dog to Cornwall
to see my family the hard way!
I asked my wife Candece to pack a small bag of clothes for us all, and when
she had I checked it and halved the amount again to keep weight to a minimum,
even the child seat was the lightest we could find. The dog had to use her
ballast behind the rear seats and the potty doubled as her drinking bowl.
So on the Friday afternoon we set out to Popham, one small bag of clothes,
4 nappies, one dog, two children, one wife and myself. The run to Popham was
lovely in the warm sunshine we almost needed air conditioning. After signing
on and trying to help Stewart Ikin with his electrical problem we set out
again for North Petherton, a nice steady run across the beautiful scenery of
Salisbury Plain, somewhere along the route the boys fell asleep, we checked in
at North Petherton and had the car checked with the boys still asleep in the
back.
As we set off for the trial proper Candece and I wondered how the boys
would cope with the rough hills. We went up through Fellons Oak without any
problems, boys still asleep, and we tackled the rough Stoney Street (that
really felt rough !) but it didn't wake the boys they actually woke in the
rest control before we went up to Beggars, good I thought, we need all the
bouncing we can get from the re-start, I put the Skoda low in the re-start box
which was a mistake, but we did manage to get away and out of those deep pits.
The boys must have been so tired from their bouncing that they went back to
sleep and totally missed the hairpins of Riverton, again with the dry
conditions it was tempting not to go too fast.
On to Sutcombe to see the first signs of daybreak, so I threw a boneo into
the back for the dog and could hear that she was enjoying that as we bounced
our way over the sea of rocks from the re-start. The clutch was starting to
feel a little on the hard side after that and I knew that we had the Daracott
re-start to come. We stopped in the box on the re-start, the flag went down
and so did our hopes of climbing any more sections in the driest Lands End for
a long time. We managed to make it out of the section but the burnt out clutch
finally gave way on the main road so after discussing the possibilities of
changing it in the layby (yes it did cross my mind) we telephoned Britannia
Rescue who took us the rest of the way to St.Ives.
So would we take the boys again? Well until they become a real weight
liability yes, and they loved it. It wasn't the easiest way to travel to visit
my family but it has to be the most enjoyable way to visit Cornwall. I have to
say thanks to Colin Perryman for the advice on the clutch and bell housing, I
now have a Sachs clutch and a vented bell housing for the Exeter.
Patrick Osborne and Family